I seriously have no idea what I want to do with my life. I am half-way through with college and I still have NO idea what I want to do when I graduate. Everyone tells you in high school that college is the place where you will “find yourself” and “figure it all out”…but they fail to mention that while it appears that you have four years to decide what you want to do, in reality you need to decide on a major preferably during freshman year and no later than sophomore year (if you’re planning on graduating in 4 years), so really you have one or two semesters to “experiment” with different areas of study. and no one EVER warns you that it’s possible that after two years and 5 major changes, you may still be COMPLETELY lost. 

So stressed out. and on top of that I have finals starting in three days.

I just don’t understand some people.

I am sitting in the math empo, at 11:00pm, one week before final exams. I have multiple screens displaying various academic journals open on the large iMac and am vigorously writing in a word document on my macbook. A girl comes up to me and asks me if I want to “join a religion.” 

Excuse me? Are you fucking kidding me? It is ONE WEEK before final exams. This football field sized computer lab is chalk full of stressed college kids studying for exams and putting their finishing touches on various term papers. And you think this is a good time and place to try to do some religious recruitment? You’re lucky I didn’t throw my coffee in your face. 

Get outta here.